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Calm: Alex Tew and Michael Acton Smith

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Launch. A website which you called Do Nothing for Two Minutes. Wha w what was this thing? Yeah, it's it was really a fun exercise. that came out of a late night brainstorming session just Yeah, what would the

World simplest webpage B. Well it would do nothing. and you would go on it and it would just have a countdown clock. And you do nothing. It wanted you to do nothing for two minutes. Yeah.

picture of a sunset, sounds of waves crashing on a beach. And If you moved your mouse or keyboard. it would reset to two and say try again. Wow.

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